Gingerbread lattes and vodka laced punches
Hot guys in sweaters, I'll shop on my lunches
Holiday parties that end when I sing
These are a few of my favourite things
Eggnog with Baileys and cheese plates a plenty
Wee yummy pastries – I’ll eat about twenty
I’ll have a paunch like that panda Ling Ling
These are a few of my favourite things
Showing my cleavage in glittery blouses
Eyes up you perverts, go talk to your spouses
I wish I had someone to buy a cock ring
These are a few of my favourite things
When the wine’s gone
When the bills come
When I'm feeling blue
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don’t feel so screwed
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